It would’ve been 
            worse than that 
            tramp we did where 
            we repacked everything weighed 
            just enough food for each 
            meal even snapped the 
            handles off toothbrushes
          
            
               *
            
          
          When they left the ship they 
                  left everything behind that wouldn’t 
                  help them get to Elephant 
                  Island any extra 
                  weight anything that 
                  might take that last bit of 
                  effort that would get them to 
                  safety might’ve 
                been fatal
                
                  
                     *
                  
                
                On the first day 
                  Brian’s in a grump 
                  someone’s brought a friend 
                  a first-time tramper 
                  wearing Doc Martens 
                  instead of tramping boots 
                  and pink spectacles 
                  for sunglasses
                  Brian walks ahead in disgust
                  He’s got no idea he says
                At the second hut 
                  some hunters arrive by 
                  helicopter and unload
                  cartons of beer
                  They argue during the night
                  In the morning the old 
                one’s face is cut
                Nick offers the first-aid kit
                  (it’s Brian’s)
                  and dresses the cut 
                  down at the stream
                  Medical man are you mate? 
                  Sorry about the language
                he says
                At the next hut something 
                  has to be done about the friend not keeping 
                  up and the Doc Martens slipping about in 
                  the mud someone who’s fitter
                  with the same size feet
                  has to be found
                  it’s Brian 
                  who’ll lend his boots 
                  and wear running shoes instead
                  and Nick will carry a 
                second pack up hills
                By this stage 
                  the pink glasses don’t even
                  provide a rose-tinted view This is 
                  the worst day of my life
                he says
                
                  
                    *
                  
                
                They were the worst days
                  and the best days
                  waiting on Antarctic rock
                  in a hut made of boats
                  eating seal and penguin
                  never knowing 
                  whether Shackleton made it through
                  never knowing
                  for a whole three months 
                if a ship was ever going to come
                Two days in 
                  a hut because of 
                  weather is bad 
                  enough the strict 
                  rationing because we 
                  don’t know when it 
                  will clear we
                  make bizarre 
                  combinations we’d never 
                  eat at home, cheese, jam 
                  and sardines
                but penguin?
                It’s funny how 
                  walking out that little 
                  bottle of moisturiser I snuck 
                  in my pack isn’t important 
                  any more water and food and 
                  being warm and dry that’s 
                all that matters
                and just think 
                  that extra weight 
                  could’ve been fatal.