It would’ve been 
            worse than that 
            tramp we did where 
            we repacked everything weighed 
            just enough food for each 
            meal even snapped the 
            handles off toothbrushes
          
            
               *
            
          
          When they left the ship they 
                left everything behind that wouldn’t 
                help them get to Elephant 
                Island any extra 
                weight anything that 
                might take that last bit of 
                effort that would get them to 
                safety might’ve 
              been fatal
              
                
                   *
                
              
              On the first day 
                Brian’s in a grump 
                someone’s brought a friend 
                a first-time tramper 
                wearing Doc Martens 
                instead of tramping boots 
                and pink spectacles 
                for sunglasses
                Brian walks ahead in disgust
                He’s got no idea he says
              At the second hut 
                some hunters arrive by 
                helicopter and unload
                cartons of beer
                They argue during the night
                In the morning the old 
              one’s face is cut
              Nick offers the first-aid kit
                (it’s Brian’s)
                and dresses the cut 
                down at the stream
                Medical man are you mate? 
                Sorry about the language
              he says
              At the next hut something 
                has to be done about the friend not keeping 
                up and the Doc Martens slipping about in 
                the mud someone who’s fitter
                with the same size feet
                has to be found
                it’s Brian 
                who’ll lend his boots 
                and wear running shoes instead
                and Nick will carry a 
              second pack up hills
              By this stage 
                the pink glasses don’t even
                provide a rose-tinted view This is 
                the worst day of my life
              he says
              
                
                  *
                
              
              They were the worst days
                and the best days
                waiting on Antarctic rock
                in a hut made of boats
                eating seal and penguin
                never knowing 
                whether Shackleton made it through
                never knowing
                for a whole three months 
              if a ship was ever going to come
              Two days in 
                a hut because of 
                weather is bad 
                enough the strict 
                rationing because we 
                don’t know when it 
                will clear we
                make bizarre 
                combinations we’d never 
                eat at home, cheese, jam 
                and sardines
              but penguin?
              It’s funny how 
                walking out that little 
                bottle of moisturiser I snuck 
                in my pack isn’t important 
                any more water and food and 
                being warm and dry that’s 
              all that matters
              and just think 
                that extra weight 
                could’ve been fatal.