Eternal vigilance

D went to register her dog

and they asked “How old are you?”

“What’s the dog to do

with my age?” said D.

The dog remains

beyond the pale.

“Married?”

the physio asked C

as he filled in the form.

C said: “Fixing my knee

or my marriage?”

G withdrew her money

before it was due.

“And what’s it for?”

asked the clerk, pen in hand.

G said: “Your question,

my money.”

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